The sink is now a load-bearing structure.
At this point, the plates are paying rent.
✳ DEPARTMENT OF DOMESTIC GRIEVANCESHome sweet
Home sweet
for fuck's
sake.
Nice things for people who love their home and would like everyone in it to calm the fuck down.
Shop the coping mechanisms What's today's problem? ↓POOR MANNERS.EXCELLENT TASTE.QUESTIONABLE COPING SKILLS.
EVERY ROOM HAS ITS ISSUES
What's today's problem?
We can't fix it.
We can put it on something nice.
USEFUL THINGS. UNHELPFUL COMMENTS.
See all 75 grievances It had to be said.
It's a fucking casserole, not a performance review.
Please save your notes for a restaurant that asked.
If you didn't text, you're a delivery.
Leave the package. Preserve the peace.
I woke up defensive.
No questions. Especially cheerful ones.
SMALL MAGNETS. BIG OPINIONS.The fridge has
The fridge has
entered the chat.
Vintage faces. Modern disappointments. A little commentary for the appliance you open seventeen times a day.
Read the fridge Still no dinner in there, by the way.
A FREE SERVICE FROM THE COMPLAINT DEPARTMENTYour house.
Your house.
Your ridiculous rules.
Need a polite way to set boundaries?
We're fresh out of polite.
OFFICIAL HOUSEHOLD POLICY No. 001
Guests may stay until the host starts loading the dishwasher aggressively.
Management has had a day.FREQUENTLY MUTTERED QUESTIONSBefore you
Before you
ask to speak
to the manager.
Can I actually buy these yet? +
The collection is coming soon. Browse all 75 designs and join the guest list for launch updates. Each product page also lets you raise your hand for that particular grievance.
Will this fix my family? +
No. It may make the group chat more interesting.
Is everything sweary? +
No. We also express disappointment using perfectly respectable words. Browse the collection for everything from a dry little observation to a full kitchen meltdown.
Can I give these to someone I love? +
That's the idea. Especially if you love them enough to know exactly which towel will make them snort.
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